"No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!"

Don't steal music, you commies.
Your Cool Corporal,
Mr. X (aka Wishful Sinful)

hey check this out

i can make a wee little PSP: (+.[___]·:·)





FEAR IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lessons Learned

A couple days ago, Mr. X and I decided to run a simulation of a world domination scenario (Rise of Nations). We discovered some very important things, here's a list:

1. Keep units in reserve, you'll never know when you'll need them.
2. Metal is harder to come by then other resources (aside from oil).
   
3. Fall back when neccesary
4. Keep supplies for your troops
5. Don't attack unless you know that you'll seriously damage your enemies, and only if you have reinforcements.
6. Keep the enemy in check by bombarding their cities with ships and planes.

Hopefully today we'll have another go, and I'll get back to you with s'more information.

Also, a message to Dr. E: Please have your posts be less personal, and if you feel the need to post a post (ha) of that nature, then add a little bit more "world domination" flair to it, if you know what I mean. But, on personal terms, yeah that sucks majorly, but you never know the trip could've been shitty.

Thanks,

Willie, Co-Word Dominator

Muwahaha...the hurricane machine strikes again!

Yes, we launched two more hurricanes (or three we seem to have lost count...) from our marvelous hurricane machine. Doom and peril and various other forms of bad are wreaking havoc around the Central American region. I have one regret for Katrina though, that little cafe in New Orleans that served begihts is...wait...its back? Alright no regrets.
Your Hungry Hedonist,
Mr. X (aka Wishful Sinful)
P.S.- I think i will make the whole world hedonistic after we conquer it. Sure beats that complicated religion stuff.

CONSARNIT

the universe just dealt me a total SHIT hand. the week before i was going to boston TO WREAK HAVOK AND SUPPORT THE WITCHES, i got sick with this viral throat thing (contracted of course from the Avian Flu that i created MUHAH) and it gave me frequent fevers and stuff and it made me MISS THE GREATEST CONCERT EVER (coheed and cambria/blood brothers) and it made me STAY HOME FOR THE GREATEST TRIP EVER(boston). RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH IM SO FREAKIN FRUSTRATED!!!! but if I HAD gone to boston i probably wouldve gotten bronchitis and made everyone else on the plane sick because i heard that they were delayed on the runway for two hours waiting for their turn to take off. ugh. *slams head against wall* on a lighter note, I dont have to do any of the written assignments that are done IN BOSTON all i have to do is look at some stuff on the internet.

Your Mopey Mad Scientist,
-Dr. Emmerich

We are not communists.

You see, many people believe that people like us would be communists. Such is not the case. This is a sterotype of all bad guys. Many people think that all bad guys are world dominators and think that all world dominators come from Russia, and that all people from Russia are communists (sometimes true). To get the point across, we are not communists. Now go home and play you commies.
Your supreme strategist,
Mr. X (aka Wishful Sinful)

Bow Down Before the One You Serve; You're Going to Get What You Deserve

if anyone wanted to know the location i wanted annhialated for my birthday it was in a past comment. and by the way, a potential ally could be the almighty Lord Vader. Just throwin it out there. Anyone? Anyone? What about the King of the Cosmos? He destroyed every source of light in the universe once by having too wild a party and left the universe without heat for days, killing trillions. of course, every single one of those trillions we're from Pwnzor 9, the poser planet. thank heavens. Mr. Cosmos can also teleport anything by regurgitating a giant rainbow, and i know how much we all would love to have THAT ability. Oh, and another person we should be fighting against is the most vile, evil thing to crawl on the earth. Ladies and Gentlemen, BFF only to Satan, vice president DICK cheney!

btw the title is from a nine inch nails song. if you've never heard it, ur on the wrong planet cuz obviously you should have perished in the tragedy of Pwndzor 9, bitch.

-otacon www.thesnakesnest.blogspot.com

happy birthday to dr. emmerich

What day is today?
It's Dr. E's B-day
What day for birthday
Now lets all have some cake

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I'll destroy any city for you on this special occasion - what should it be?

Now fully operational:

You know that earthquake machine Willie mentioned a few posts back? Well we completed it, but before unleashing it on Los Angeles, we did a test run in the middle of nowhere over in Asia. Fortunately, the machine worked, 10 times more powerful than planned. It unleashed a 7.6 magnitude on the unsuspecting Middle East. However, a major setback is that this machine is gigantic and will take forever to move back to the U.S. to unleash ultimate destruction.

Your White Warlord (white meaning anti-communist),
Mr. X (aka Wishful Sinful)

On the note of a giant monster capable of launching nukes...

HEY!!! hasn't anyone ever heard of something sorta like a giant robot monster.... ooh gee i cant remember what its called... capable of destroying countries with it's nuclear launch abilities... and various other attack modes.. oh wait. METAL GEAR. yea, thats it. My fellow Mad Scientists, What we need at the moment is a metal gear, preferrably something along the lines of MG-RAY so that it could have amphibious capabilities as well as land. we could surprise nations from the ocean, or just plain ol' have a mobile nuke launcher. My friends, Metal Gears are the future of nuclear warfare, and we must take this all into serious consideration.
-Otacon

20,000 foot Sea Monster

It has come to my attention that creating a giant monster like Godzilla would be essential for creating fear among the populace. Unfortunately, it is impossible to breed such a creature. Instead, I am considering created a massive artilleray vehicle capable of launching 10 SCUD missiles and once, and when properly deployed it can launch a nuclear warhead. Also, like that of city-crushing monsters, it can knock people and cars 100s of miles with its gigantic feet and stomp on buildings. Also, it can eat people and convert their organs to pure fuel. Now I just need 500,000,000,000 dollars.

Down By The Seaside.

Right now, I am at my secret oceanside base. However, it has been foggy all day, so I haven't been able to catch up on my tan. And my outdated computer is not accepting this important disc containing valuable information. A very frustruating day indeed. However, I broke this period of monotony by updating my profile. I am also planning various routes for domination using my trusty game of Risk. I think that all of us should assemble for a battle of strategy! Risk is the ultimate practice for world domination. I am also catching up on my reading by reading the famous book "The Art Of War". That is all for now.

Your Cunning Colonel,
Mr. X (aka Wishful Sinful)