Now fully operational:

You know that earthquake machine Willie mentioned a few posts back? Well we completed it, but before unleashing it on Los Angeles, we did a test run in the middle of nowhere over in Asia. Fortunately, the machine worked, 10 times more powerful than planned. It unleashed a 7.6 magnitude on the unsuspecting Middle East. However, a major setback is that this machine is gigantic and will take forever to move back to the U.S. to unleash ultimate destruction.

Your White Warlord (white meaning anti-communist),
Mr. X (aka Wishful Sinful)