A New Year for Domination

Happy new year to all of those seeking to conquer the world. This new year i've made a resolution to do things peacefully. Of course, new year's resolutions only last a week or two, so expect this to be the only post like this ever.

Ok, so you protest about all those bad things for the environment, pollution, gasoline, global warming, etc. But to make yourself standout from the hippies, also protest things that hippies like so that the rest of the population likes you, say, drugs. Well now you've got the attention of the world. Now's the time to form a charity to save the environment. If you have made yourself famous, you'll get lots of money. Keep this money and use it to do good things. But keep a portion seperate (will be addressed later). So now everybody loves you, except the U.S. of course. So you tell all the countries in the world they have to unite together to pressure the U.S. to stop polluting. So they unite as a global government, and you hint at electing them the president. So now you're the ruler of the entire world (except U.S.), now do what you said you were going to do, threaten the U.S to stop polluting and join the world superpower. Well of course they refuse, so you say that they can trust you and tell them that you'll disarm your entire army. So you disarm the entire army, and the U.S agrees to join, and now you rule the world. However, when you give up your new year's resolution (as i just did) use that money i talked about earlier to develop a robot army as a bit of insurance.

Your happy hippie-master,
Mr. X (aka Wishful Sinful)