Welcomage

I'd like to officially welcome our two new members Dr. Emmerich and the Dog of War. The will be very helpful in our plan. Treat them as you would us - if any of you followers say anything bad about them I will personally douse you in kerosene and light you aflame. So don't even think about (we have mind reading devices.) HEY WHAT DID I TELL YOU?! Idiot...The hurricane machine is going well - we are building an earthquake device that will hopefully destroy Los Angeles, sending the US into a wave of terror.

-President of Awesome

hello again.

greetings. i am called Otacon. i have joined this blog to keep you all informed on the... uh... information current in the world of espionage and infiltration. i gratiously accept this blog invite and i thank the wonderfully despicable world dominators who house this blog.

you will be hearing more from me soon,
Otacon

P.S. Mr. X? the first one was only lvl 4, not 5. this next houston hurricane is supposed to be much more powerful. just wanted to correct you on that note. I HAVE ALREADY PROVEN MY INFORMATION GATHERING SKILLS!

Yes, we did it.

We are the ones who have been responsible for the two Category 5 hurricanes that hit the southern U.S. Wasn't it obvious? Two category 5 hurricanes in a row? It was obviously our hurricane machine. However, that weakling Ophelia was a natural one. Disguising our attacks behind natural diasters, oh what will we think of next?

Your Stormy Superior,
Mr. X (aka Wishful Sinful)

Wow. A great wave of realization.

I've been thinking, after we conquer the world, then what do we do? Hmm... Well I was thinking of going on to galatic domination. Yes, galactic domination. Then universal domination. We will be gods. Ah now I feel better.
Red.
Blue.
Orange.
In other randomosity: "Take what I say in a different way and you can say that this is all confusion."

Your Admirable Admiral,
Mr. X (aka Wishful Sinful)

Your starting country.

Now if you are to spread your rule across the world, there must be a place to start the spreading. I'm talking about your country. Now if you do not own a country, this will be your first step towards world domination. However, I have discovered a way to bypass the annoying step of propaganda, sabotage, espionage, and finally fighting your way to the ownership of a country. Why not take some land no one owns? Yes, I'm talking Antarctica. This is the only land on the entire planet not taken by any country. We would build our own cities, and a super-fortress in the center of the captial. After a few years, we own the entire continent of Antarctica. Being sure to hide our forces from satelite, we would amass the soldiers then strike. And slowly yet surely, we take over. Oh i'm good.
Your Magnificent Mastermind,
Mr. X (aka Wishful Sinful)

Back...again.

Well now I'm REALLY back since I was kicked back off after sneaking back in last time. I would like to apologize to our late rival for his suicide. Now all I have is a useless blog. Oh well. Who's up for Risk?

Your Generous Genius,
Mr. X (aka Wishful Sinful)

P.S.-To all world leaders i shall quote Jim Morrison: "We want the world and we want it now."