We are not communists.

You see, many people believe that people like us would be communists. Such is not the case. This is a sterotype of all bad guys. Many people think that all bad guys are world dominators and think that all world dominators come from Russia, and that all people from Russia are communists (sometimes true). To get the point across, we are not communists. Now go home and play you commies.
Your supreme strategist,
Mr. X (aka Wishful Sinful)