Awesome spaceships.

We need awesome spaceships to zoom around in and drop bombs and fire lasers and launch proton torpedoes. Then all our enemies will be like "oh no, they have awesome spaceships! We're doomed!" And then we would land on Pluto and remotely fire all the nukes on Earth, which will make it explode, which will turn it into a small star. This star will orbit the sun, consuming Mars and Mercury, and making the gases in Venus explode. This explosion and the heat of the star will ignite the almost 100% hydrogen atmosphere of Jupiter, causing a bigger explosion, igniting Saturn, Neptune, and Uranus making an über explosion which would then fuse the sun and the Earth star together making a big star with only Pluto in its orbit. And the oxygen left over from the explosion would start to orbit Pluto, forming an atmosphere. And the heat would melt all the icy things there too. So now we would have control over Pluto, Charon, and those other new moons they say they found. And they would all be able to support human life. Don't worry if you don't understand, Its just that my master genius plan is too advanced and complicated for your feeble mind to understand.

Your Super Sergeant,
Mr. X (aka Wishful Sinful)