Yes, we did it.

We are the ones who have been responsible for the two Category 5 hurricanes that hit the southern U.S. Wasn't it obvious? Two category 5 hurricanes in a row? It was obviously our hurricane machine. However, that weakling Ophelia was a natural one. Disguising our attacks behind natural diasters, oh what will we think of next?

Your Stormy Superior,
Mr. X (aka Wishful Sinful)