Welcomage

I'd like to officially welcome our two new members Dr. Emmerich and the Dog of War. The will be very helpful in our plan. Treat them as you would us - if any of you followers say anything bad about them I will personally douse you in kerosene and light you aflame. So don't even think about (we have mind reading devices.) HEY WHAT DID I TELL YOU?! Idiot...The hurricane machine is going well - we are building an earthquake device that will hopefully destroy Los Angeles, sending the US into a wave of terror.

-President of Awesome