"Fires are clean. No more shadows."

And fires shall envelop the world!!! Mwhahahaha!!! Anyways, I took a little vacation from the hard work of world dominating. Willie is on a reconaissance mission in an unnamed country in the Middle East. Yes, unnamed.... He is searching for weak points in their defense system so we can exploit them. Meanwhile, I'm here sippin' a soda in our secret fortress. Ah being a world dominatior can be so much fun....

Your Lethal Lord,
Mr. X (aka Wishful Sinful)

Perfect Plan for Domination

You see, we develop a super laser beam satelite, ok? Then we take off in a space ship crammed full of supplies and weapons and the satelite. So we launch the satelite and aim at some little city like, oh i don't know, Washington D.C. We tell the U.N. this and we say that we'll only disarm the satelite if they give us about...50 billion dollars. So they say no, and we fire warning shot at some little town in the middle of the desert. They know we're not bullshiting them, so they transfer the cash to our Swiss Bank Account. We are very happy, then blow up D.C. anyways. Then on to every major city in the world. Now as for the weapons on our ship, thats for if they try to send up a space shuttle with a little gun tacked on the side. And after destroying every important city on the planet, we land in some area out of view and out of radar range (since we blow up most of the radar antennae) get some more supplies, then take off again. Once we are back up in space, we target military facilities. That will take many months to do every country, weeks for just the U.S. So we target small and insignificant country which is now utterly demolished. No defenses at all, we land and take it over. We declare ourselves new leaders of the country, and due to many rebellions and invasions from angry countries, we have our minions cross the borders in to defend us. However, if it gets really bad, the ship will always have a full tank.

Your Crazed Commander,
Mr. X (aka Wishful Sinful)

Communists are bad.

Yes. Communists are very bad. They aren't good. Anyways, I was practicing on a world domination simulator (known to some as Rise of Nations) and something very bad happened. Everybody lost because there was nuclear war. Nuclear war=no world left to dominate. This shows that before launching our nukes, we must destroy other nations' nukes first. Seeing that the U.S. has thousands, we better start crackin'.

Your delusional despot,
Mr. X (aka Wishful Sinful)

We Love Nukes.

Nukes are good. Nukes explode. Nukes kill. Nukes cause mutation. Nukes are big. Nukes fly. Nukes land. Nukes flatten cities. Nukes flatten armies. Nukes make mushrooms. Nukes make doom. Nukes are expensive.

Your kamikaze killer,
Mr. X

Dear General Doom,

You are not welcome as one of our comrades. We are a duo and that is the way it shall stay. Also, you seem mentally unfit to do...well, just about anything. Go to rehab or an asylum, please. And stay away from my dog! Now it has rabies!

Also, a tip to our spies:

If you drag a dead body into a dark corner, no one will ever no that that person ever existed!

Land, Sea, and Air

Now these three areas make up all combat. Now you will see how to use them wisely.

Land: Key to conquering anything. You cannot watch carefully over your newly won city from air or sea. You need close up recon. Land units can also destroy a nations economy by destroying bridges, railroad tracks, airports, etc. Tanks, soldiers, and artillery make up this area.

Air: Support for your ground troops. Whether bombing a city for your army to capture or dropping paratroopers for a sneak attack, planes are your main backup units. Bombers are the closest thing you can get to a WMD. Jets can take out the enemy's jets and helicopters. Bombers, fighters, and helicopters make up this area.

Sea: American history shows, port blockades really work. A blockade on major ports will destroy the enemy's economy and many people will starve. Submarines and cruisers can carry a various array of warheads and most ships are also equipped with anti-air guns. Also, aircraft carriers is an air base that you can move from place to place making it a powerful strategic weapon. Destroyers, cruisers, aircraft carriers, submarines, and other ships make up this area.

These are just the basics of modern combat. So study up and you can be a evil genius someday.

Your masterful monarch,
Mr. X

LIVE 8

well live 8 rocked - the who were awesome. BUT THE MAIN REASON I WATCHED WAS - PINK FUCKING FLOYD. Ohmygod they were incredible.

also, don't forget to help the live 8 cause http://www.live8list.com/en/live8list.html

HOLY CRAPPLES.

Unfortunately those mofos at mtv/vh1 didnt show REM so i'm scouring the web for videos. Latahz