Communists are bad.

Yes. Communists are very bad. They aren't good. Anyways, I was practicing on a world domination simulator (known to some as Rise of Nations) and something very bad happened. Everybody lost because there was nuclear war. Nuclear war=no world left to dominate. This shows that before launching our nukes, we must destroy other nations' nukes first. Seeing that the U.S. has thousands, we better start crackin'.

Your delusional despot,
Mr. X (aka Wishful Sinful)