Perfect Plan for Domination

You see, we develop a super laser beam satelite, ok? Then we take off in a space ship crammed full of supplies and weapons and the satelite. So we launch the satelite and aim at some little city like, oh i don't know, Washington D.C. We tell the U.N. this and we say that we'll only disarm the satelite if they give us about...50 billion dollars. So they say no, and we fire warning shot at some little town in the middle of the desert. They know we're not bullshiting them, so they transfer the cash to our Swiss Bank Account. We are very happy, then blow up D.C. anyways. Then on to every major city in the world. Now as for the weapons on our ship, thats for if they try to send up a space shuttle with a little gun tacked on the side. And after destroying every important city on the planet, we land in some area out of view and out of radar range (since we blow up most of the radar antennae) get some more supplies, then take off again. Once we are back up in space, we target military facilities. That will take many months to do every country, weeks for just the U.S. So we target small and insignificant country which is now utterly demolished. No defenses at all, we land and take it over. We declare ourselves new leaders of the country, and due to many rebellions and invasions from angry countries, we have our minions cross the borders in to defend us. However, if it gets really bad, the ship will always have a full tank.

Your Crazed Commander,
Mr. X (aka Wishful Sinful)