Blitzkrieg Bop

Well, our Argentine Recon Mission was a success, we gathered a sufficient amount of intelligence on Argentina and surrounding countries.
Since then, I have been studying on the art of blitzkrieg. Blitzkrieg, essentially, is the use of powerful, heavily armored tanks to break an enemy line, then rushing in with light tanks and infantry to effectively wipe out the enemy forces. However, this tactic relies on a thin spread of enemy tanks, for a large attacking tank force can take out individual tanks with ease, but two tank divisions against each other is trouble. This is why blitzkrieg worked in the invasion of Poland and France and not in Soviet Russia.
A problem presents itself in using blitzkrieg, it requires a vast amount of tanks and infantry, not to mention an air force for supporting fire and bombing runs. However, if these resources are available, blitzkrieg is a dangerous force against those whom are tank-less.
Your Hearty harbinger,
Mr. X (aka Wishful Sinful)

Argentine Reconnaissance Mission

Willie and I will be departing for a reconnaissance mission in Argentina for a pre-determined amount of time during this month. When there, we will be scouting for possible secret base locations, or silos for our neutron bombs. (How fun!) We will also be consuming vast amounts of meat.

Your crazed comrade,
Mr. X

Anger Management is for squares.

I think I will fill Dr. Emmerich's head full of hot lead.
Your Angry Adversary,
Mr. X (aka Wishful Sinful)

Wow, a whole month of nothingness.

Not much happened in these past few weeks in world dominating. No new plans, no new weapons, we're just sitting around doing nothing. Well I'm thinking deeper into the conquering Antarctica plot. This may just work after all.
Your Bored Bombardier,
Mr. X (aka Wishful Sinful)

A New Year for Domination

Happy new year to all of those seeking to conquer the world. This new year i've made a resolution to do things peacefully. Of course, new year's resolutions only last a week or two, so expect this to be the only post like this ever.

Ok, so you protest about all those bad things for the environment, pollution, gasoline, global warming, etc. But to make yourself standout from the hippies, also protest things that hippies like so that the rest of the population likes you, say, drugs. Well now you've got the attention of the world. Now's the time to form a charity to save the environment. If you have made yourself famous, you'll get lots of money. Keep this money and use it to do good things. But keep a portion seperate (will be addressed later). So now everybody loves you, except the U.S. of course. So you tell all the countries in the world they have to unite together to pressure the U.S. to stop polluting. So they unite as a global government, and you hint at electing them the president. So now you're the ruler of the entire world (except U.S.), now do what you said you were going to do, threaten the U.S to stop polluting and join the world superpower. Well of course they refuse, so you say that they can trust you and tell them that you'll disarm your entire army. So you disarm the entire army, and the U.S agrees to join, and now you rule the world. However, when you give up your new year's resolution (as i just did) use that money i talked about earlier to develop a robot army as a bit of insurance.

Your happy hippie-master,
Mr. X (aka Wishful Sinful)

If you want to join us please take this test.

EVILABLE WORLD DOMINATOR QUIZ

If you think you've got what it takes to be a supervillain, then please take the following placement quiz. This is to test your evil potential, and determine whether you possess the necessary attributes to make it in today's evil world.

QUESTION #1: How do you start your morning routine?

A) Wake up at 6:00 A.M. and sing merrily in the shower!
B) A five mile jog and rigorous set of exercises.
C) Hit the snooze alarm for the tenth time in as many minutes.
D) Have a cup of coffee, read the daily newspaper and then plot the downfall of western civilization.

QUESTION #2: Which of the following job skills do you possess?

A) Excellent management potential.
B) Ability to focus on the task at hand.
C) Looking busy whenever the boss walks by.
D) How to explain your master plan in under sixty seconds.

QUESTION #3: What did you want to be when you grew up?

A) A policeman
B) A doctor
C) A ballerina
D) Supreme dark overlord of all mankind. Either that or a lawyer.

QUESTION #4: Do you have any pets?

A) A big lovable dog.
B) A bird of some sort.
C) An iguana.
D) A white furry cat that you stroke constantly.

QUESTION #5: How do you normally spend your weekends?

A) Sports activities in the great outdoors.
B) Watching television.
C) Hanging out with friends.
D) Constructing doomsday devices in your basement.

QUESTION #6: What are your religious beliefs?

A) Monotheistic: Christian, Jewish, Muslim
B) Pantheistic: Buddhist, Hindu, Pagan
C) Atheist or Agnostic
D) I am actually an ancient Babylonian God awoken from a terrible sleep and destined to destroy all mankind.

QUESTION #7: What torments you in your greatest nightmares?

A) A fiery building from which you cannot escape.
B) Monsters that tear you limb from limb.
C) Your ex-wife demanding alimony payments.
D) Unicorns, rainbows, and puppy dogs with big eyes.

QUESTION #8: What would you say is the greatest threat to society today?

A) Crime, drugs, and gangs.
B) Corporations run amok.
C) Nuclear war.
D) Me.

QUESTION #9: What is your normal reaction whenever confronted by a holy symbol, garlic, silver weapon or holy water?

A) Feel the divine light surround your spiritual aura.
B) Bewildered confusion.
C) Chuckle at their superstitious beliefs.
D) Run away while screaming: "It burns! It burns!"

QUESTION #10: It's the end of the world. An atomic blast has just leveled the cities and destroyed the human race. Mutants now walk the streets and the seas have boiled away to nothing. You've just seen your best friend torn to pieces, and civilization as you know it is over. Do you...

A) Vow to someday rebuild society.
B) Double over in grief and wait for a painful death.
C) Try to remember the plot to "The Road Warrior."
D) Congratulate yourself on a job well done.

If you answered mostly "D's" you might be able to join us.

Returning from the dead

Sorry about the lack of posts lately, we all seemed to have lost focus. This past week I had a fever/cold illness and Willie was well shooting things. Yuval I haven't heard from, I do believe he is stuffing a chicken full of potatoes just about now. In other news, we should be gathering this Saturday for a little combat simulation. In much older news, that new title picture was created by yours truly in case if you were wondering. Now watch your eyes so you don't get pieces of England in your eye after we blow it up into a thousand million pieces.
Your lackadaisical lieutenant,
Mr. X (aka Wishful Sinful)