It was all like "Boom"

I tested my first WMD or how i like to call them "death cylinders". I tested it on a unoccupied mall. Yes...unoccupied. These weapons will prove quite useful to us when we begin to conquer nations. Unfortunately, conquering nations is a bit harder than rolling dice. You have to send spies to get inside information on the gov't so you know exactly how to attack, and its weak points. Then you have to storm the capital with thousands of heavily armed soliders in order to cut the head off the snake.

BOOM!