Action movie writers could take over the world. Be wary.

After watching Air Force One, I soon realized that we need a very important hostage. Preferably from a country that is not the U.S. due to their "No negotiations with terrorists" policy. So we would take the president of lets say, Turkey for example, run away to a heavily guarded fortress until they hand over some tanks or a nuclear bomb or something along those lines. But as we learn from stealth video games, we must teach the guards to look for foolish spies. Aside from patrolling, they must look behind them at random intervals due to a spy's tendency to sneak up behind guards and slit their throats. Also, have cameras look down aside from side to side. Spys love to hide underneath security cameras. More about protecting your fort in next issue of "WORLD DOMINATION".

Your devilish dictator,
Mr. X