Strategies for you evil crazed cannon fodder.

In order for Willie and I to obtain more soldiers and social status, we need to declare alliances with some countries. Preferably ones not already focused on taking over the world (meaning no alliance with the U.S.). We would start with a small country then work our way up to an alliance with a world super power. And we own half the world along with that ally, we kill the allied leader! Mwahahaha....
Note: Even though many will die during our quest for world domination, we will be righteous and make sure Nazis and Turks be tortured then killed.

Your lord and master who is not a squirrel,
-Mr. X